(Please read the following with your best infomercial voice)
Are you tired, sick, disgusted by your wardrobe?
Have you been wearing the same tank top since 2003 (meaning you didn't buy it vintage)?
Do you spend an extra hour after your morning coffee staring at your black cotton line up unexcited?
You have the Closet Blues.
Wikipedia (will soon) states: "Closet Blues is a phase in your closet life cycle where you think to yourself 'Gosh darn it. I have nothing to wear' It often occurs towards the end of a season, after all of the sales racks have been rummaged through and to jump the gun on the newest pair of boots would be ridiculous. (That's right, Wikipedia uses the word ridiculous)"
Well have no fear because I have a suggestion...
Stripe your nails! No, not strip. Stripe.
(If you're one of those that hate looking at feet, press page down now)
Tape off stripes like you would if you're painting your walls. Wait for paint to dry, and presto!
Stripes that will brighten any outfit.
I know, I have cabbage patch kid toes.
Striped nails out on the town
3 comments:
What should guys who don't paint their nails (cause i know one that does) do?
Hmmm... good question. How about...
1) New Hat
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-1920s-Mens-Knox-Straw-Boater-Hat-/180514585885?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Vintage_Men_s_Women_s_Accessories&hash=item2a0781fd1d#ht_500wt_1154
2) Graphic watch
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/broke/
or 3) fun socks?http://www.americanapparel.com/men-socks.html
hmm.. not sure if i could pull off that hat.. but cool watch and yeah, been meaning to get some interesting socks.. esp argyle =)
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